Silly hackers. Rootkits don't work when the PHP target environment is set to not execute.<br/>
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Honestly, you think I would overlook that?<br/>
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PROTIP: other extensions won't work either. Only PHP is installed, and it only parses things called, you guessed it, 
.php<br/>
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c99, x57 rootkits et al? Fuck off.<br/>